Three Okes Walk Into A Bar

Today’s Daily Prompt wants us to fill in the blanks. So here’s mine. Kinda. The blank just happens to be a long conversation rather than a joke. Hope you don’t mind.

“Three people walk into a bar…”
“Oh come on, Phil!”
“Not another one!”
“No, seriously guys. This one’s a goodie. Three people walk into a bar…”
“Let me guess, it’s a rabbi, a priest and whatever the muslim oke is called.”
“No, man! It’s got to be Nelson Mandela, Thabo Mbheki and Jacob Zuma.”
“Guys, you’re ruining this for me.”
“Seriously though, have you heard the one about Mandela, Mbheki and Zuma? CLASSIC!”
“What about that one with Clinton, Mugabe and Bush?”
“That’s in an airplane.”
“Oh ja! That’s right. But that one is a REAL classic.”
“True.”
“You guys going to let me talk or what?”
“Oh right, three people walk into a bar… Continue.”
“Right, so three people walk into a bar…”
“You said that already.”
“Well, I have to keep restarting it, don’t I!”
“Only because you’ve had one too many.”
“Or because you okes won’t let me move past the first sentence.”
“Here, have another dop.”
“Cheers to the queers…”
“Applause to the whore…”
“And a huck huck huck..”
“To a jolly good…”
“Jissus but that tequila gets stronger every time.”
“Or you’re just getting too old to handle it.”
“Too old se gat.”
“If I’m getting too old, then you guys must be ancient by now.”
“You’re only as old as the person you’re feeling.”
“So, you’re in kindergarden then?”
“Ag, Candy isn’t that young!”
“Dude, she’s still in diapers.”
“And her name is Candy.”
“Is it the tequila, or are your eyes turning green?”
“Why are you looking so deeply into my eyes now? Falling in love?”
“Nee man. Praat kak.”
“So do you guys want to hear this joke or not?”
“Okay, let’s hear it then.”
“Three people walk into a bar…”
“Uh huh.”
“Go on.”
“Ag, I’ve forgotten the rest of it now.”
“Awww, Phil. That’s okay.”
“Have another tequila. It’ll make you feel better.”
“Cheers to the queers…”

 

Here are some of today’s other Prompters:

Daily Prompt: Fill In The Blank | Alastair’s Blog
Jupiter and Venus on a Summer Evening | Phelio a Random Post a Day
Daily Prompt: Fill In the Blank « Mama Bear Musings
Three men | Sue’s Trifles
May 13 Daily Prompt: Fill In the Blank | Nadeen’s Reading Corner
Three People… | Sanjuro Tokage’s Blog
No Wolves | Daily Prompt: Fill In the Blank | likereadingontrains
The Three Wise Men | The Jittery Goat
Three people walk into a bar . . . | MC’s Whispers

 
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